The Mona Lisa was painted on a piece of wood, in case you didn't know. It's also warping and the world's top scientists have been working round the clock for centuries to stop it from getting worse. I mean... if we lose the Mona Lisa (and when I say 'we' I mean the HUMAN RACE), what will we have to live for?
Everything that we love and cherish in the world hinges on THIS PAINTING surviving for the next generation to crowd into a small room and take one shitty, badly framed, unsteady picture and take it home and put it up on the internet on thier stupid blog for all the world to say, "wow, That guy saw the Mona Lisa, he must be cultured."
Yes, yes I am.
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