Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Soap Cult?


Has anyone else seen this ad campaign? I'm beginning to wonder if something is really amiss in this world. I mean, well-known soap manufacturing companies are using tongue in cheek advertisements to recruit for a strange snake cult?

First of all, they hit people at their most vulnerable: when they are suffering from the guilt of a "questionable hookup," as they call it. Like, for instance, if you were caught by your friends doing the nasty with an old woman in a walker with electrodes connected to your taint. Obviously, this is pretty useful for anyone trying to start a cult. Many cults find new members by recruiting at colleges (i.e. the Giddeons and the US Military) and universities when young people are adrift, still trying to find their way in this world.

But this ad campaign is specifically targeted at people suffering from sexual guilt. This is morally reprehensible. There is nothing wrong with old ladies in walkers and electrodes. If that's what turns you on, and your friends make fun of you for it, then they shouldn't be your friends, because they are prudes and fascists.

I say to you, Order of the Serpentine: You can't have our nation's youth for your devilish rituals, and sweet-smelling soaps. Cease and desist, or the Good Doctor will come down on you with the full authority of his station!

23 comments:

roman said...

What a weird ad campaign. Obviously written by a meth addict.
I'm buying some Axe soap.

Froyd said...

that's kinda a dumb soap.

I'm glad that I'm zestfully clean!

Anonymous said...

Yea,I was going to get some, but then I realized that alot of guys like to make love to jets in hot tubs. Thanks for letting everyone know that Dr. k :)

Kathleen said...

I guess that the order of the serpentine is out to kill anyone allergic to fragrance... aka me.

Dr Kuha said...

Um....did you take that article too seriously? Or are you joking too?

Dr Kuha said...

Holy crap! Soil not the Good Doctor's Office with your slander!

Anonymous said...

My eyes are burning from such blasphemy! Please help Doctor K!

Dr Kuha said...

I normally don't do this but...shut up tool.

Anonymous said...

I think soap should leave the persuading of adolesence to having premarital sex to the O.C., Pamela Anderson, Trojan, The View, Ryan Seacrest, Paris Hilton, and Burger King.

Anonymous said...

I see that commercial is for children as women is for Clay Aiken. I mean, what kind of message is it sending to children? If you ever play around with conjoined-twins you should run into the jungle and take a shower under a fall so a dozen guys can watch?

Sorry, I'll save the soap in the box with the other adult play toys that I am saving for my kids when they are old enough...

Dr Kuha said...

Okay, seriously...this has got to stop. ANyone know of a way to block a specific user?

Anonymous said...

I feel like peeing in the secret Falls of the Shamless ones. :(

Anonymous said...

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Dr Kuha said...

Okay, okay, okay. I think, Ryan, that you're forgetting that this is my blog. I can slander and profane anyone and anything that I want here. And right now, I'm slandering you.

Anonymous said...

About time for an update,huh Doc?

Dr Kuha said...

probably. But you can't imagine the horrifying hell that I've been through this week and continue to endure as I type this. Finals will be over soon, and regular updates will commence.

Anonymous said...

Heh, I have a huge ass A.P. European Final to worry about this Friday. I have never hated Metternich so much after all the reading I have done today...

Anonymous said...

Ryan reminds me of those Carrot Top commercials...funny at first and then they make you realize that he can't get girls even with his celebrity status. Plus, whether if he is Irish.

Anonymous said...

Then what is the point of the soap then?

Rachel said...

Ryan, I hate to tell you but your "Brotherhood" is based on nothing more than hedonistic sexual rituals. Did you know in 2006, at Wakarusa, where your tailor truck was, and you were handing out flyers and samples, some (atleast one) of your "Brothers" was a cop, (he had the Order of the Serpentine Ring On) He arrested me and took me to an ambulance when we met up with 7 other men. They gave me thorazaine (an elephant tranqualizer) and molested and raped me. You are nothing more than spoiled rich kids who are getting decieced by Satan that there is more to life than there really is. One day I will try to forgive your brotherhood for their wrong doings. Because of the situation I had to be institutionalized for 22 days and now have to recieve Social Security because of my bi polar disorder, PTSD, and Pairanoia caused by your brotherhood. May you all see the error of your ways and ask God for forgiveness and live in the way of the truth and the light.

Dr Kuha said...

Um...I don't admit this very often, but I am really confused.

Anonymous said...

I am sorry to bombard you with all this information. Please do not delete it. People need to know what this secret society is really up to. They pretend they are just some fictional fraternity, but they are just hedonistic loosers with nothing better to do then take advantage of women.

Dr Kuha said...

Far be it from me to judge your motives. Clearly you have a story. I am still confused. I mean... wow. Who knew that Axe, as a company that makes hygiene products would be so deeply involved in such a nefarious organization.